servants, and the cooks were all going out of the inn one by one. They only slowed down a step when they heard his voice but then continued their escape, afraid of the coming robbers. Linghu Chong kept calling them but no one paid any attention to him. Linghu Chong couldn’t stand it anymore so he went to the kitchen himself to fetch the wine. He then sat in the main hall and poured himself some wine. Next, he heard the sounds of chickens, dogs, horses and pigs. He guessed that the townspeople were taking these animals to escape with them. After a moment, it gradually became quieter. He drank three more bowls of wine and by then all the frightened and anxious sounds were gone. The town had become completely quiet. He thought, “Bad luck for Huang Fengzai’s people. I don’t know where the townspeople got the news from but when the robbers got here, they wouldn’t have anything to plunder.”

He was the only remaining person now in this big town. He found the silence really strange and was feeling quite lonely. Suddenly, he heard the sound of horses galloping in the distance. There were four horses coming from the south in a rush. Linghu Chong thought, “The robbers have arrived. But how come there’s only a few people?” The four horses galloped down the street making a “zheng, zheng” sound when the horseshoes hit the stone slabs on the road.

A person shouted, “Nianbapu people, listen to Chaos Stone Mound Huang Fengzai’s order. All males, females, old and young, get out of town! We won’t kill you if you’re outside. Everyone who stays inside will be chopped to death.” They were shouting continuously while their horses galloped down the street. Linghu Chong went to the main door and opened it a crack to have a look. But the horses had gone past and he was only able to see the back of the people riding the horses. He thought, “This is not right! Looking at those people riding, it’s clear they know some martial art. How can the bandits have this kind of people?” He pushed the door open and walked out. After walking for more than one hundred feet, he still couldn’t see anyone around. Then he saw a scholar tree on the side of the road, its branches and leaves luxuriant. He quickly went up the tree and sat on the highest branch. There was no sound at all around him. He waited up there for a long time knowing that something was not right. Huang Fengzai’s people had come a long time ago but his big group still had not come yet. Could it be that some of the robbers came here to notify the townspeople to escape?

After he had been waiting for an hour, he faintly heard some voices. It was the chirping of females’ voices. With rapt attention he heard a few sentences. From the sentences he heard, he knew that it was the Heng-Shan School’s disciples. He thought, “How come they arrived here at this time? Oh, they must’ve spent the day resting on the mountain.” He heard them knocking on the Xian An Inn’s door and then went to another inn to knock on that inn’s door. There was quite a bit of distance between Nan An Inn and the scholar tree, so when Heng-Shan School people entered the inn, he couldn’t hear or see what they were doing in there.

He secretly felt, “In all likelihood, this is the Devil Sect’s trap to ambush Heng-Shan School people.” At the moment, he was still concealed on top of the tree calmly waiting for something to happen. After waiting for a long time, he saw Yiqing and six disciples went out of the inn to light up the lamps. The whole street was now lit up by the lights from the houses’ windows. After another moment, he suddenly heard the voice of a female shouting, “Help!” Linghu Chong was startled: “Aiyo, this is not good. Heng-Shan School disciples have met the Devil Sect’s treachery.” He immediately jumped down from the tree and went to the house where the scream came from. He looked inside the house from a crack in the window. But there was no light in there and only the pale light from the moon was coming in through the window. He saw seven or eight men standing against the wall and one female standing in the middle of the room. She shouted, “Help, help, someone’s murdered!” Linghu Chong looked at the side of her face and noticed that her expression was fierce. It was obvious that they were waiting to ambush people.

As expected, as she just finished calling out, a female disciple outside the house shouted, “Who has committed murder here?” The house’s door was pushed open and seven females jumped inside; one of them was Yiqing. These seven disciples were each holding a long sword in hand thinking they were going to save someone. Suddenly that female, who shouted for help before, threw out her right hand and hurled open a roughly four square feet of green cloth. Yiqing and the other six disciples started to tremble. It looks like they were dizzy when they started to turn around in circles and dropped down.

Linghu Chong was alarmed and he felt shocked through his heart, “That woman’s green cloth must have some kind of confusion poison in it. If I go in to save them then I’ll also fall in their trap. I can only wait and watch what happens for now.” Those men on the wall quickly crowded around, took out some rope, and started binding Yiqing’s and the other disciples’ hands and feet. Not long after, another female shouted sharply from outside, “What kind of person is here?” When Linghu Chong passed through the Xianxia mountain range, he had met with this bad tempered nun and had also chatted with her. He knew that Yihe was the one out there. He thought, “You are really hot-tempered. This time, you’ll become rice dumpling again (Translator’s note: this means that she’ll be easy picking.).” He heard Yihe shouted again, “Sister Yiqing, are you here?” and a “peng” sound was heard as she kicked the door open.

Yihe and another disciple went forward shoulder to shoulder. As they stepped inside the house, they waved their swords around separately on their left and right sides, protecting themselves from an enemy’s attack. At the same time, the other five disciples were walking backwards into the house and were also waving their swords around. When the two of the disciples got inside the house, the woman and her cohorts held their breath and stopped moving completely. Once all seven of the disciples were in the house, that woman hurled open her green cloth again and the disciples were again confused before collapsing to the ground. They were followed by Yu Sao’s group which also fell into the same trap. There were now twenty-one of Heng-Shan School disciples that have lost consciousness and tied up at the corner of the house. After a while, an old man in their group made some hand signals and they quietly retreated from the house’s back door.

Linghu Chong jumped to the roof and crouched down. He was following them for a short distance when he suddenly heard sounds of flapping clothes from the house in front. The sound was coming from the roof ridge of the house. He saw ten men hand signaling to each other. They were all concealed from the street while seated on the side of the roof ridge. His current hiding place was only tens of feet away from them. Linghu Chong slid down the wall quietly when he saw Dingjing Shi Tai coming to this area leading three disciples.

Linghu Chong thought, “This isn’t good. This is using “luring the tiger leaving the mountain” tactic. Those nuns left at the Nan An Inn will be in trouble.” In the distance, he saw shadows moving hurriedly towards the Nan An Inn. What he thought before had become a reality. Suddenly he heard someone whispering, “Delay that old nun from coming over, the seven of you entertain her here.” This voice came from above his head so Linghu Chong couldn’t move at all or he would be discovered. So he flattened his back on the wall and didn’t move at all. He heard Dingjing Shi Tai kicked the door open and called out, “Yihe, Yiqing, Yu Sao, do you hear me?” Her voice travelled far and then he saw her going around the house and jumping onto the roof. But she didn’t look carefully inside the house. Linghu Chong thought, “What is she doing? Why isn’t she going inside the house to have a look? Once she goes in then she’ll see the twenty one female disciples tied up on the ground.” He realised immediately, “It’s actually good that she’s not going in. Those Devil Sect people are on the roof waiting for her to enter the house. Then they’ll immediately surround her from four directions. That’s like capturing a turtle in an urn.”

He saw Dingjing Shi Tai going here and there realising that she didn’t know what to do. Suddenly, she went quickly towards Nan An Inn and those three disciples couldn’t keep up with her. As that happened, a lot of people turned up from the side of the street and hurled that green cloth open. Those three disciples immediately collapsed and they were dragged inside a house. With the pale light from the moon, he could blurrily see that Yilin was among those three people. Linghu Chong quickly thought, “Should I quickly go and save little martial sister Yilin?” And another thought quickly followed, “I”m only by myself and the fight will be big. The Devil Sect has captured so many of Heng-Shan School’s people. I must be careful not to harm them while I’m taking care of the Devil Sect people. I can’t fight in front of them so I must still do this in secret.”

He saw Dingjing Shi Tai came out of Nan An Inn and started to scold the Devil Sect in the middle of the street. Then she went up to the roof and started scolding Dongfang Bubai. As expected, Devil Sect people couldn’t bear this anymore and seven people went up to fight her. When Linghu Chong saw this, he pondered, “Dingjing Shi Tai’s sword art is refined and deep. Even one against seven, she would be able to hold them out for some time. I’ll go save martial sister Yilin first.”

His body moved like lightning entering the house. He saw a person in the main hall holding a sabre and the three disciples tied up on the ground beside him. Linghu Chong jumped forward and took out his Yaodao saber. Then using his sheathed sabre, he stabbed it towards that person’s throat. That person didn’t even react before he died. Linghu Chong was dumbfounded, “How come my sword is so fast? I just extended my hand and it already reached his throat?” He himself didn’t know that ever since he practised the Art of Essence Absorbing, the internal energies of the Peach Valley six fairies, Monk No-Commandment, and Mr. Black-White had become his own internal energy to use. His initial idea was that once he stabbed with his sabre then the enemy would raise his own sabre to block and he would then use his sheathed sabre to hit his enemy’s legs to drop him on the ground. Then he would be able to save the three martial sisters. Unexpectedly, his enemy didn’t even have time to raise his sabre before he got hit and killed.

Linghu Chong felt apologetic as he dragged the dead man away. Then he looked down, he saw that Yilin was among the three female disciples lying on the ground. He extended his hand to check her breathing and found her breathing evenly. Except for being unconscious, she was otherwise unharmed. He quickly went to the kitchen to fetch a ladle of cold water and splashed it on her face. In a little while, Yilin woke up and groaned slightly. At the beginning, she didn’t know that she was on the ground. She opened her eyes and suddenly realised what had happened. She quickly jumped up and wanted to draw her sword. But both of her hands and feet were tied up, and she fell back down.

Linghu Chong said, “Little Shi Tai, don’t be afraid. That bad person has been killed by General.” He then used his sabre to cut away the ropes binding her hands and feet. In the darkness, Yilin heard his voice and it was that person “Big brother Linghu” that she had been thinking of day and night. She was alarmed and happy at the same time. She called out, “You… you are Linghu Big… ” This word “brother” wasn’t said when she thought that it wasn’t right. Her whole face turned red and she quietly whispered, “Who… who are you?”

Linghu Chong heard her recognizing him and then correcting herself. He whispered, “General is here. Those small-time thieves wouldn’t dare to bully you anymore.”

“Ah, so it’s General Wu. How about my… my martial uncle?” asked Yilin.

“She’s outside fighting with the enemies. Let’s go out and take a look,” said Linghu Chong.

“Sister Zheng, Sister Qin…” said Yilin.

She took out from her bosom a fire stick and lighted it up. She saw her two disciple sisters lying on the ground.

She said, “En, they’re all here.” She wanted to cut the ropes on their hands and feet.

But Linghu Chong said, “Don’t bother. Helping your martial uncle is more important at the moment.”

Yilin said, “That’s true.”

Linghu Chong turned around and went outside with Yilin following behind. They had just walked several steps when they saw those seven enemies fleeing. Then they heard the projectiles being deflected and someone praising how high Dingjing Shi Tai’s sword art is. Dingjing Shi Tai recognised that the person is from the Songshan School. Not long after that, he saw Dingjing Shi Tai following those men to go into Xian An Inn. Linghu Chong signaled to Yilin to follow him to the inn and hid outside the window to eavesdrop. They heard Dingjing Shi Tai chatting with Zhong Zhen inside the room. That person surnamed Zhong wanted Dingjing Shi Tai to agree to the merging of the Heng-Shan School first before they would help save her disciples. Linghu Chong heard him harbouring evil intentions and taking advantage of someone who was already down. He secretly felt angry. He also heard Dingjing Shi Tai getting more and more angry as Zhong Zhen said more words until she finally jumped out of the inn.

Linghu Chong waited for Dingjing Shi Tai to go a bit further before he went down and knocked on Xian An Inn’s door. He shouted, “Your granny, General wants to drink wine and sleep. Your granny shop servants, why don’t you quickly open the door?” It was just at that time that Dingjing Shi Tai had run out of ideas when she heard this general’s shout. She felt really happy and quickly went over. Yilin went up to welcome her and called out, “Martial uncle!” Dingjing Shi Tai felt even happier. She hastily asked, “Where did you go before?”

Yilin answered, “I was captured by Devil Sect demons. General rescued me…”

At this time, Linghu Chong had pushed the door open and walked in. Inside the main hall was two candles lighted up and Zhong Zhen was sitting in the middle of the hall. Zhong Zhen gloomily said, “Who’s making all those noises? Come out quickly!”

Linghu Chong scolded him, “Your granny! This is general working for the government court; you still have the guts to speak out? Shopkeeper, Boss’ wife, servants, quickly come out.”

Songshan School people heard him scolding and then asking for the shopkeeper and the boss’ wife. It was obvious to them that he looked fierce on the outside but soft on the inside and that he was feeling afraid in his heart. They all found it funny. Zhong Zhen was still thinking about the big matter in his heart when this government dog came in the middle of the night. He quietly said, “Get rid of this chap but don’t kill him.” Bright Hair Lion Gao Kexin nodded his head. He then laughed aloud and went towards Linghu Chong. He said, “So it’s granddad from the government. Pardon me for not paying respect.”

“It’s already good that you know. You people are only ordinary folks so you don’t know any rules…” said Linghu Chong.

Gao Kexin laughed, “Haha! Yes! Yes!” and in a flash, his body was in front of Linghu Chong. He extended his forefinger and stabbed it towards Linghu Chong’s waist. Linghu Chong saw where he was aiming at and he quickly concentrated his internal energy at his waist. Gao Kexin stab found Linghu Chong’s laughing acupoint. When an opponent was hit at this point, he would laugh loudly once and would immediately lose consciousness. To his surprise, Linghu Chong just giggled once and said, “You’re not following any rules. What kind of joke are you playing with General moving your hands and feet about?” Gao Kexin was greatly surprised. But he already executed his second stab. This time he was using all of his power in his stab. Linghu Chong laughed loudly and jumped up. He laughingly scolded him, “Your granny, what are you doing rubbing general’s waist? You want to steal some silvers? Hmm, you look solemn, handsome and intelligent. But actually you’re an unlearned man.”

Gao Kexin’s left hand shot out to grab Linghu Chong’s right wrist and he was going to use his right hand to fling him down to the ground. Unexpectedly, as his hand touched Linghu Chong’s wrist, his internal energy started to rush out of his body and he couldn’t stop it. He couldn’t help but be completely frightened. He wanted to shout but even when his mouth was opened wide, no sound was coming out.

Linghu Chong was aware that his opponent’s internal energy was being absorbed into his body. It was just like that day when he grabbed Mr. Black-White’s wrist. He was alarmed, “I can’t use this demonical method.” He quickly flinged Gao Kexin away, breaking the contact.

Gao Kexin felt as if he had received a King’s pardon as he was stupidly thrown down. He quickly stood up but felt weak all over as if he had just recovered from a big illness. He shouted, “Art of Essence Absorbing. Art… Art of Essence Absorbing!” His shout came out as more of a hiss but it was full of fear. Zhong Zhen, Deng Bagong and the rest of the Songshan School disciples jumped up at the same time and asked, “What?” Gao Kexin stammered, “This.. this person is using art… art of Essence Absorbing.”

All of a sudden the room was filled with lights flickering off swords as everyone drew their long swords out from their scabbards while Divine Whip Deng Bagong held a whip in his hand. Zhong Zhen’s sword art was the fastest. Under the trembling cold light of the room, the reflective light of his sword had already pierced Linghu Chong’s throat. When that Gao Kexin shouted, Linghu Chong already anticipated that Songshan School people would immediately gang up on him and they were now thrusting their swords towards him. But as they were pulling their swords out, Linghu Chong also pulled his Yaodao sabre along with its sheath out from his waist and used it like a long sword. His hand shook lightly and the back of everyone’s hand was hit and “qiang lang” sounds were heard. The “qiang lang” noise had not stopped yet when all the swords were dropped on the ground. Zhong Zhen’s martial art was the highest, even though the back of his hand had been hit by Linghu Chong’s scabbard, he still managed to hold on to it. He was frightened and jumped back. Deng Bagong was distressed and let go of the whip’s handle, which made the whip lashed up and wrapped around his neck restricting him from drawing any breath.

Zhong Zhen was leaning his back against the wall and his face had lost all colour. “A well known in Jiang Hu. Devil Sect’s Chief Ren resurfaces. You… you… you are Chief Ren… are you Ren Woxing?”

Linghu Chong laughed, “Your granny, what Ren Woxing, Ren Nixing, General won’t change his surname and won’t change his name either. My surname is Wu, my name is Tiande. From which mound did you come from? Are you that whatever Zai’s small time thieves?”

(Translator’s note: Ren Woxing: the Wo in his name mean I, Ren Nixing: the Ni in this name means You.)

Zhong Zhen clasped both his hands, “Sir, you have re-entered Jiang Hu. Zhong knows that I’m not your match so I’m going.” He jumped through the window to get out. Gao Kexin followed him and jumped out the window too. Then one by one, they all jumped out through the window. Although the floor was full of long swords, none of them dared to take any of them. Linghu Chong’s left hand was now holding the scabbard while his right hand was holding the sabre’s handle. He then used his strength to pull on the handle a few times but that sabre never came out from its sheath. He said, “The rust on this treasured sabre is really bad. I should look for a grindstone and sharpen it.”

Dingjing Shi Tai clasped her hands and asked, “General Wu, how do we save my disciples?” Linghu Chong expected that as soon as Zhong Zhen and his people went away, no one would be able to match Dingjing Shi Tai’s divine sword. He replied, “General wants to drink a few bowls of wine here. Old Shi Tai, do you want to drink wine too?” When Yilin heard him talking about drinking wine again, she thought, “If this general meets with big brother Linghu, they would certainly become drinking buddies.” As she took a peep at him, she saw that the general was staring at her. Her face turned slightly red and she lowered her head. Dingjing Shi Tai said, “Forgive me. Poor nun doesn’t drink wine. General, I won’t accompany you!” She clasped her hands again and then turned around to leave. Yilin followed her out but when she reached the door, she couldn’t help but to take another look at him. She saw him looking for wine and calling out in a loud voice, “Your granny, all the people in the inn have all disappeared. How come those servants are still not coming out.” She thought, “His voice sounds similar to big brother Linghu’s but whenever this general speaks, he’s very vulgar. Every sentence he has to mention his whatever. Big brother Linghu isn’t like that at all. His martial art is also much higher compared to big brother Linghu. I… I must be imagining things… Ai, must be… ”

Linghu Chong had finally found some wine and he immediately gulped it down. He thought, “When these nuns, grannies and ladies come back, they’ll talk non-stop and I’ll have to endure it for sure. It’s better if I just run away before then. Saving these people would take around an hour and my tummy would be very hungry by that time. It’s better if I find something to eat first.”

After he finished a pot of wine, he went to the kitchen looking for something to eat. Suddenly, he heard from somewhere far away, Yilin sharply shouting, “Martial uncle, martial uncle, where are you?” She sounded frightened.

Linghu Chong hurriedly rushed out of the inn and followed the voice. When he got there, he saw Yilin and two young ladies standing on the street. They were calling out, “Martial uncle, master!”

Linghu Chong asked, “What happened?”

Yilin answered, “I went to wake martial sister Zheng and martial sister Qin. Martial uncle was concerned about the other martial sisters so she went ahead to rescue them. But when we got out, maybe… we don’t know where she has gone to.” Linghu Chong saw that Zheng E was around twenty one two years old while Qin Juan was even younger, looking like fifteen sixteen years old. He thought, “I haven’t seen these young ladies before. What’s Heng-Shan School doing sending them out to come here?”

He smiled, “I know where they are. Come with me!”

He walked quickly to the northeast towards the house where the disciples were captured earlier. When he arrived at the house with the broken door, he was afraid that the woman with the confusing drugs was still inside ready to ambush them. He said, “Use your handkerchiefs to cover your mouth and nose. There’s a smelly granny inside who releases poison.” He pinched his nose using his left hand and shut his lips tightly. Then he rushed into the house. When he reached the main hall, he was dumbfounded.

Previously, the main hall was full of Heng-Shan School female disciples. But now, there wasn’t a single trace of them. He was surprised. There was a candle lighting up the hall but the hall was totally empty. Where did they go? He searched every room in the house but found nothing unusual. He called out, “There’s something strange here!”

Yilin, Zheng E, and Qin Juan eyes were wide open looking at him, their faces full of doubt. Linghu Chong said, “Your granny, your martial sisters were right here. An old granny had poisoned them all. Then they were tied up right here. How come they’re all gone now?”

Zheng E asked, “General Wu, when you saw our martial sisters being poisoned, was it really here?”

Linghu Chong answered, “Last night, when I was sleeping, I had a dream. I saw with my eyes many old nuns, about seven or eight of them lying right here. How can it be wrong?”

Zheng E said, “You… you…”

She wanted to say that it was his dream so how can it be accurate? But she knew that he liked to speak nonsense. He said that it was a dream but he probably saw it with his own eyes so she quickly corrected herself, “Where do you think they’ve all gone to?”

Linghu Chong hummed deeply, “I’m not sure where we can find big fishes and big meat. I think they’ve all gone to have a feast. Or maybe the place where there’s opera; they’re watching opera.”

He moved his hands around and continued, “You three are small girls. So it’s better if you stay close behind me. If you want to eat meat or watch opera, we’ll do it later.”

Although Qin Juan was still young, she knew the situation was really dangerous. Her other martial sisters had all fallen into enemy’s hands. While this general blindly said some nice words, she knew they were all not true. Tens of Heng-Shan School disciples had gone out but now only the three of them remained. Except for listening to this general’s order, she had no other option. She followed the general outside along with Yilin and Zheng E. Linghu Chong was talking to himself, “Could it be that I saw the wrong people in my dream last night? Tonight, I won’t be able to have such a good dream again.” But in his heart, he was thinking, “The other female disciples must’ve been moved away. But how come Dingjing Shi Tai had also disappeared? I’m afraid she might have met the enemy by herself and chased them. Hmm… It wouldn’t be appropriate to leave Yilin and these two in Nianbapu town, I’d better take them along.” He said, “We don’t have anything to do right now. Why don’t we go and look for your martial uncle and see where she’s playing? What do you think?”

Zheng E answered, “That’s extremely good! General’s martial art is high and your experience is vast. If General doesn’t lead the three of us in looking for martial uncle then I’m afraid it would be very difficult for us to find them.”

Linghu Chong laughed, “‘Martial art is high and experience is vast’, you’re not wrong in saying these eight words. In the future, when General hangs up his command and got a promotion and got rich, then I’ll send the three of you one hundred, two hundred shining silver taels to buy clothes to wear.”

As he was talking non-stop, they’ve reached the edge of Nianbapu town. He then jumped onto a roof and looked at the four directions. At this time, the morning sun was already above the horizon, the white fog filled the air, and above the treetops the sky was cloudy. He gazed far but there was no one on the two main roads. Suddenly, he saw an object on the main road to the south. He couldn’t see clearly what it was because of the distance. But when the whole road was empty and an item was in the middle of the street like this, then it would definitely catch the attention of your eyes. He jumped down from the roof and quickly went to where that object was. Once he got there, he picked it up. It was a female shoe. Apparently it was identical to the one Yilin was wearing. He waited for Yilin and the other two girls to arrive. He gave the shoe to Yilin and asked, “Is this your shoe? How come it’s here?” Yilin received the shoe and realised it was the same type of shoe that she was wearing. She couldn’t help but check her feet and saw that she was still wearing her shoes.

Zheng E said, “This… this is the shoe that our martial sisters wear. How did it end up here?”

Qin Juan said, “It must be one of the martial sisters who were captured by the enemy. She must’ve struggled here and dropped her shoe.”

Zheng E replied, “Or she deliberately left the shoe behind to let us know.”

Linghu Chong said, “Correct. Your martial art is high and your experience is vast. Should we go chase to the south or to the north?”

Zheng E answered, “Of course to the south.”

Linghu Chong quickly started running to the south. At the beginning, the distance between him and the three girls wasn’t that far. But as he went on, the distance became really far. Linghu Chong looked carefully along the road and he frequently looked back to watch the three ladies. He was afraid that he might get too far and wouldn’t be able to help them if needed. So he waited for them to catch up to him before he ran again. They had gone for more than ten li in this manner when he saw that the road in front was rugged. There were a lot of trees on both sides providing a lot of places for enemies to hide in. If Yilin was captured while they were on these parts of the road, he wouldn’t be able to save her. After a long time, he saw Qin Juan running towards him. Both of her cheeks were really red. He knew that she was still young and couldn’t run for long distances. He decided to let them walk slowly for the moment. He said loudly, “Your granny, if we keep running that fast then General’s leather boots will be worn through to the bottom. Can’t let this happen. Why don’t we just go slowly?” After walking for around seven to eight li, Qin Juan suddenly shouted, “Yi!” She crouched besides a shrub on the side and picked up a cap. It was the cap that Heng-Shan School’s people wear.

Zheng E said, “General, it’s one of our martial sisters’ cap. They must’ve gone through this road.”

The three girls quickly continued walking. They were going faster as they went. Linghu Chong was now behind them.

At noon, the four of them found a restaurant on the road. The shop owner saw a general with a nun and two young girls with him. He was really surprised and repeatedly hit the sides of his head. Linghu Chong slapped the table and scolded, “Your granny, what are you looking at? You’ve nev